It’s New Year’s Eve so I thought I’d share what I think four of my cats’ resolutions will be for 2012!
Cuddles with Mummy! Nothing is more important than that. I leave my food, toys, bed, warm spots when Mummy comes into the room. Sometimes I chew her hair but she usually stops me because I like to eat it. So maybe my resolution will be to find a way to groom Mummy more. But then, I might lose my cuddle time! I’ll stick with the cuddles!
Meow! MEOW! I think they can hear me next door now and possibly even in the next street. Daddy calls me the Opera Singer. I won’t be happy until they can hear me in the next town! Oh, and I want the bed! Even though I swat the other cats every time they come near it, they don’t seem to realise that it’s mine! I share it with the humans, Frizzy Hair and Beard-Face, but other than that, it’s mine. MINE!
Daddy seems to think I’m like some kind of military General but I’ve got Mummy wrapped round my little finger. She things I’m a total sweetheart. So I need to find a way to keep tormenting Beard-Face, while keeping Frizzy Hair in the palm of my hand. Also, I need to find a way to borrow Daddy’s visa card so I can buy some more of those miniature soldiers and some map-making equipment…
Food! I need to find more food! Cat biscuits. Chunks of beef. Lamb in gravy. Tuna. Salmon. Milky-Yums, Dreamies, cat milk, treats, chew sticks. I need to find a way to get that toast that smells oh so good! And to steal Mummy’s banoffee pie! She won’t let me have that, or chocolate, or banana, or tea, or sweets, or buns, or bread. I steal the bread sometimes but I never manage to get far with the loaf before they can catch me.
Razz and Kain would have the same resolutions they’ve always had. Razz would always want to be in, preferably eating but otherwise sleeping. Kain would always want to be out, whatever the weather, whatever the worry caused!
What resolutions do you think your pets will have for 2012?
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