If I must… This one:
Did I let her take it? Well, yes, admittedly. I think I was slightly overcome by all the shiny, sparkly things and that weird thing that looked like a tree but wasn’t a tree. Did I expect them to shamelessly exploit it by putting it on social media sites? No sir, I did not! For goodness sake, Frizzy Hair now sets it as her Facebook profile pic each December!
Lesson learnt. Next time they whip the camera out, I’m going to pull the most awkward face I can. Or show them my bum. Let’s see if they want that all over their Twitter feed.
Ho. Ho. Ho.