It’s NOT the Most Wonderful Time of the Year

Donna and Kain

The Diary of Mr Kain

Donna and Kain
Donna and Mr Kain
Oh dear. Its the time of the year when Frizzy Hair insists on digging out that DREADFUL photograph. You know the one. With the hat? The snowman? Me? No, still not getting there are we…

If I must… This one:

Did I let her take it? Well, yes, admittedly. I think I was slightly overcome by all the shiny, sparkly things and that weird thing that looked like a tree but wasn’t a tree. Did I expect them to shamelessly exploit it by putting it on social media sites? No sir, I did not! For goodness sake, Frizzy Hair now sets it as her Facebook profile pic each December!

Lesson learnt. Next time they whip the camera out, I’m going to pull the most awkward face I can. Or show them my bum. Let’s see if they want that all over their Twitter feed.

Ho. Ho. Ho.

Mr Kain

Just an elegant cat, slightly bored with the world, living with my owners (Beard Face and Frizzy Hair) and five feline brothers (Razz, Charlie, Buggles, Bilbo and Frodo). Give me strength!

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