You can tell how busy Frizzy Hair is easily. When she isn’t very busy, her hair is frizzy. When she is busy, it takes on a whole new level of frizz. I once heard her tell Beard Face that her friends called her Don King at school. He didn’t laugh. Maybe he thought she said Donkey Kong? Not that that would be very funny either. Human humour is so… yawn.
Anyway, she was extremely busy today and all I can think is her energy somehow converts to static electricity or something. I could feel my fur bristle from two rooms away. Despite this, I was brave enough to go and demand to be petted.
Was she happy? No. She was doing some sort of online radio show with these four authors. I tried to get in on the act but apparently it’s humans only. There are laws against that kind of discrimination these days. As soon as they stop discriminating against cats with a sound legal mind, I’ll be instructing a solicitor!
It must have gone well because the hair began to defrizz and the air around her stopped crackling. I didn’t go back for a cuddle. I’m a one shot kind of cat.