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The Diary of Mr Kain

So it’s all over then is it? This Christmas and New Year thing? Because really – if I’m brutally honest (and I’m a cat so that’s a given) – I don’t really get it. I mean, I got some extra treats and toys and I have to say I’m a bit disappointed about that. Is that how it’s going to be for the next 20 years? Just one special day out of 365. I’m a cat! Every day should bring something special.

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Farcical. Just farcical.

Needless to say, Buggles and Charlie embarked on their Christmas mayhem again. Thank goodness Beard Face and Frizzy Hair have stopped putting a tree up. (If you can call that fake green monstrosity a tree…). Buggles thought he’d found an early present when he found Frizzy Hair’s fruit bread but he couldn’t get the wrapping off. So he just left a lot of bite marks but left it intact. Was Beard Face grateful? I think not. He threw it away. Charming.

Anyway, welcome to 2013. Do I have any resolutions? Well, I want to get a fair amount of cuddles from Frizzy Hair. And Beard Face needs to remain at my beck and call. Treats, nice biscuits and a few extra blankets wouldn’t go amiss. What’s that? Well, yes, I guess they are more like demands than resolutions. I’m a cat, remember? That’s just the way it should be.

Mr Kain

Just an elegant cat, slightly bored with the world, living with my owners (Beard Face and Frizzy Hair) and five feline brothers (Razz, Charlie, Buggles, Bilbo and Frodo). Give me strength!

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