Throughout November, Charlie was working tirelessly on some clandestine project that was known only to people he had never met! Charlie’s latest creation turned out to be an Advent calendar which was gifted to Beard Face just in time for December. Each day I will share what tasty morsel is awaiting the old boy behind each number.
Beard Face opened no.23 to the sound of The Beatles’ I am the Walrus and he started to jig with enthusiasm. Not for long though because the calendar contained a giant walrus that whacked the old boy round the face with a wet fish. You’ll be pleased to know the fish was already dead. I won’t know what state Beard Face is in until he regains consciousness.