Beard Face’s Advent Calendar #23

Walrus

Throughout November, Charlie was working tirelessly on some clandestine project that was known only to people he had never met! Charlie’s latest creation turned out to be an Advent calendar which was gifted to Beard Face just in time for December. Each day I will share what tasty morsel is awaiting the old boy behind each number.

23) Walrus

Beard Face opened no.23 to the sound of The Beatles’ I am the Walrus and he started to jig with enthusiasm. Not for long though because the calendar contained a giant walrus that whacked the old boy round the face with a wet fish. You’ll be pleased to know the fish was already dead. I won’t know what state Beard Face is in until he regains consciousness.

Mr Kain

Just an elegant cat, slightly bored with the world, living with my owners (Beard Face and Frizzy Hair) and five feline brothers (Razz, Charlie, Buggles, Bilbo and Frodo). Give me strength!

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